jaclcfrost:

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

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forgottenflickr:

“Tom” 1970s

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academicblorbo:

dragongirlbunny:

sharkgirldick:

nature-nerd-sarah:

sharkgirldick:

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn’t necessarily butch. It’s named that because it’s wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

the knife

That’s what ancient Greek philosophy is like

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hotdrinks:

I wish I could make cats understand the concept of fairness. Of hypocrisy. I wish next time Beatrice was eating I could stick my hand in her bowl and dig around and say “see? Not very nice is it?” And she would say “I understand now father you’re right”. But instead? Big fat paw in my soup

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cognitohazardous:

how can i cum when theres so much hate in the world

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horny-pink-kiwi:

I wish my bloodstream was full of glowstick stuff so that someone could slap my ass so hard that I start glowing pink

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silphest:

sorry i oil painted you sawed in half with your organs spilling out its just that i wanted to see what you would look like sawed in half with your organs spilling out

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guooey:

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sexhaver:

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rockymountainjewhadeen-v2:

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choysum:

hangsawoman:

i hope that when i die there will be an apartment with everyone i’ve ever loved in it and we are together always

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mumblesplash:

before getting a cat: all cats are basically the same they’re just different colors

after getting a cat: has anyone else in this house noticed that dante has a growth mindset

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caffeineecold:

hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg

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